i cross my heart

(Wait a minute man Hey check this out tell it It was this blind man right?

Man check this out- it was this blind man right?

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick right?

Hey He walked past this fish market you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

Woooooo good morning ladies

You like that shit man? Hey man I got a gang of that shit man

I tell you what- my man on the guitar fool on the drums

everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes

But first I'ma start it off like this Hey help me sing it homeboy)

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale

When the Afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed fucked on the flo' fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

Then I fucked to the left fucked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

I thought to myself Sheba Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 x 4

Oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad that's the best damn pussy I ever had

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house cause she was fine but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan never made love with an African

I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said Aiiiiieeee!

Lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me

I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennesy

That country music nearly drove me crazy but I rode that ass and said Yes Miss Daisy!

Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino

Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia; came in her mouth Man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will