Where It’s At

There's a destination a little up the road

From the habitations and the towns we know

A place we saw the lights turn low

The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

Two turntables and a microphone

Bottles and cans

And just clap your hands

And just clap your hands

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Take me home with my elevator bones!

That was a good drum break

Pick yourself up off the side of the road

With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones

Members only hypnotizers

Move through the room like ambulance drivers

Shine your shoes with your microphone blues

Hirsutes with your parachuits fruits

Passing the dutchie from coast to coast

Let the man get Wilson; wanna rock the most now

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

What about those who swing both ways? AC/DC's

Let's make it out baby

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

Two turntables and a microphone

We're all part of the total symbol

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Oh dear me Make-out City's a two-horse town

That's beautiful Dad!

Got my microphone

There's a destination a little up the road

From the habitations and the towns we know

A place we saw the lights turn low

The jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow

Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts

Two turntables and a microphone

Bottles and cans

And just clap your hands

And just clap your hands

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

Where it's at!

I got two turntables and a microphone

I got plastic on my mind

Make it out baby

Let's make it

Let's make it out baby

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Waaahhh

Telephone plastic baby

Ahh so good

Oh yeah

Let's play good

Ow ow ow ow