The Water Bottle Song

There was once a poor boy

went to school one day

Couldn’t find his glasses

They were stuck in hay

And he muttered to himself

I’m pretty lost

And I can’t help me…now

Cos im trapped in a water bottle

And I can’t swim and I can’t see

There’s a world bobbing just beyond this

And that’s the way it is

I’ll sit back on myself

I’ll just sit back on myself

And I wait for the world

To decide

What I should be