The School Song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

Destroy your record collection

It's for your own protections

You're late again…

thank you so much for gracing us with your presence

no really do sit down-

And what on earth is that you're wearing

This is an educational establishment not a night club

Put your hand up Don't mumble

DON'T interrupt

Wipe that idiotic smile off your face

When you're here you do what we say

Walk in the corridors

I said walk don't run

Double detention in the school of song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

Destroy your record collection

It's for your own protections

Right everybody you're going for a swim

Get changed into your costumes and line up by the pool

Yes I know it's February you lot need a bit of toughening up

You're weak and spoilt…look at you

I don't want to hear any excuses

Get Undressed you're going in

Double games in the school of song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

This is the school song

We hope you've enjoyed your time here as much as we've enjoyed having you

I know we haven't always seen eye to eye

but I think you'll come to appreciate our methods when you go out into the world

Some of you will achieve greatness

others of you will succeed in a more modest capacity some of you…well

We want to read about you for the right reasons

Congratulations to all of you

Welcome to the school of song

We'll help you achieve perfection

It's for your own protections

Destroy your record collection

This is the school song

This is the school song

produced by jimmychen