Stagger lee
Nick Cave&the Bad Seeds - 《Murder Ballads》
It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt 45 and a deck of cards
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a '28 Ford had payments on that
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And told him "Never ever come back no more"
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
He said "Mr Motherfucker you know who I am"
The barkeeper said "No and I don't give a good goddamn"
He said "Well bartender it's plain to see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Barkeep said "Yeah I've heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day"
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee she starts to flirt
She saw the barkeep said "O God he can't be dead!"
Stag said "Well just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
She said "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time
Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"
"But there's something I have to say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in
"I'll stay here till Billy comes in till time comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"
"I'm a bad motherfucker don't you know
And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says "You must be
That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
"Yeah I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick because If you don't you're gonna be dead"
Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead