Space Olympics

LRC by lzh from jiangxi pingxiang

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Reach for the stars

Whoa yeah

You stand on a distant planet

Skyline of red plateaus

Strange air and vegetation

You're a winner

Welcome to the space olympics

The year 3022

Take part in a grand tradition

Your name that goes in the halls of the universe

Oh yeah

Believe in yourself

Take your game into outer space

Every single galatic athlete

Needs an ID coded badge

Drug tests are mandatory

You're a winner

The athlete's village is on Zargon

You all get a junior suite

We don't cover incidentals

So keep your ass out the mini-bar

You're the best in the world

Brace yourself cause there's no gravity

You're in the mother fuckin space olympics

Yeah

You'll be known by every nation

You'll only get one meal a day

There was a bit of a budget snafu

And food funding is insufficient

We can't really enforce a curfew

As there is no light or sound

Just one of the many problems

with hosting a sporting event in space

"Attention all athletes There are minor scheduling adjustments"

Space disc is totally cancelled

Space swords is totally cancelled

Space luge is also cancelled

And all other events are pending

Welcome to your space olympics

All the oxygen has run out

And someone who will not be named

Accidentally hit self-destruct

As you file to your escape pods

I'll distract the alien hoards

And as I stare death in the face

I know my sins will take me to hell

You do it for the love

My love

And there ain't no woman that can take your spot my love