There is weather on both sides
He's been growling my name saying
You better get to running
Can you make it better for me
Can you make me see the light of day
Who will bring me a big umbrella
So I'm watching the weather channel
And waiting for the storm
Just a pill to make me happy
I know it may not fix the hinges
But at least the door has stopped it's creaking
They're waiting for me to comb my hair
Come outside and join the human race
But I don't feel so human
Can you make it better for me
Can you makie me see the light of day
Who will bring me a panacea
While I'm watching the weather channel
Hanging 'round the birthday pony
Even though it's just a game
But you're the better faker