Piece Of Me

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17

Don’t matter if I step on the scene

Or sneak away to the Phillipines

They still got pictures of my derriere in the magazine

You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me…

I’m Miss bad media karma

Another day another drama

Guess I can’t see no harm

In working and being a mama

And with a kid on my arm

I’m still an exception

And you want a piece of me

I’m Mrs Lifestyles of the rich and famous

(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless

I’m Mrs Exta! Extra! this just in

I’m Mrs she’s too big now she’s too thin

I’m Mrs ‘You want a piece of me?’

Tryin’ and pissin’ me off

Well get in line with the paparazzi

Who’s flippin’ me off

Hopin’ I’ll resort to startin’ havoc

And end up settlin’ in court

Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs ‘Most likely to get on TV for strippin’ on the streets’

When getting the groceries no for real

Are you kidding me?

no wonder Causing panic in the industry

I mean please do you want a piece of me?

Oh yeah

You want a piece of me