My Funny Friend And Me

People!! It feels so good to be back

Ladies and gentleman introducing the new and improved you know who

Never been the type to bend or budge

The wrong button to push

No friend of Bush

I'm the centerpiece your the Maltese

I am a pittbull off his leash

All this peace talk can cease

All these people I had to leave in limbo

I'm back now

I've come to release this info

I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple

Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim?

Noooo!

Not even on my radar

So won't you please jump off my dick

Lay off and stay off

And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seance

Aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track

Yeah kick on back

Boo!

The boogies monster of rap

Yeah the man's back

With a plan to ambush this Bush administration

Mush the Senate's face in and push this generation

Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not like

This white hot light

That i'm under

No wonder

I look so sunburnt

Oh no

I won't leave no stone unturned

Oh no i won't leave

Wont go nowhere

Do-si-do

Oh yo ho hello there

Oh yeah don't think I won't go there

Go to the Beirut and do a show there

Yah you laugh till your muthafuckin' ass gets drafted

While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen

Till you fuck around

Get an anthrax napkin

Inside a package wrapped in saran Wrap wrapping

Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping

Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin

All this terror America demands action

Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'

To join the army or what you'll do for there Navy

You just a baby

Gettin' recruited at eighteen

You're on a plane now

Eatin their food and their baked beans

I'm 28

They gon take you 'fore they take me

Crazy insane or insane crazy?

When i say Hussien you say Shady

My views aint changed still Inhumane

Wait

Arraigned two days late

The date's today

Hang me!

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Nothin' moves me more than a groove the soothes me

Nothin'soothes me more than a groove

that boosts me

Nothin' boosts me more

Or suits me beautifully

There's nothin' you can do to me

Stab me

Shoot me

Physcotic

Hypnotic product I got the antibotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada

God i talk alot of hem-de-lay-la-la-la

oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta

Keep movin'

There's more music to make

Keep makin' new shit

Produce hits to break

the monotony

What's gotten into me?

Drug's rock and Hennessey

Thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies

On your knees

Got you under seige

Somebody you would give a lung to be

hun-ga-ry

Like a fuckin' younger me

Fuck the fee

I can get you jumped for free

Yah buddy

Laugh it's funny

I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing

I'm past bluffing

Pass the K-Y

Let's get ready for some intense

serious ass fucking!

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Y'all C'mon now

Let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now

We gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared cus there ain't nuttin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down

And square dance with me!

Dr Dre wants to square dance with me

Nasty Nas wants to square dance with me

X to the Z wants to square dance with me

Busta Rhymes wants to square dance with me

Cana-bitch won't square dance with me

Fan-a-bitch won't square dance with me

Canada-bis don't want no parts of me

Dirty Dozen wants to square dance with you-----YEE-HAW!!!