Everything

Performed by Big Gay Al

By Cooldog

Bombs are Flying

People are Dying

Children are Crying

Politicians are Lying too

Cancer is Killing

Texaco spilling

The whole world's gone to hell

But how are you?

I'm super thanks for asking!

All things considered

I couldn't be better I must say!

I'm feeling super no nothing bugs me!

Don't you think I look cute in this hat!?

I'm so sorry Mr Cripple

Buy I just can't feel too bad for you right now

Because I'm feeling so insanely super!

That even the fact that you can't walk

Can't bring me down!

He's super thanks for asking!

All things considered

he couldn't be better he must say!

Yes i'm super! No nothing bugs me!

Don't you think I look cute in this hat

These little pants This matching tie

That I got at Merv's?!

I'm super in the barracks and the trenches as well

Big Gay Al says 'Do ask Do tell'

Yes he's super and he's proud to relay

Every-thing-is-super-when-you're-gay

When you're gay!