Mardy Bum

I see your frown

And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun

And it goes off

And out come all these words

Oh there's a very pleasant side to you

A side I much prefer

It's one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah to get things off the ground

And it was up up and away

Oh but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today

when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

Oh I'm in trouble again aren't I

I thought as much

Cause you turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face

The one that I can't bear

Can't we laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah to get things off the ground

And it was up up and away

Oh but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today

when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on

Yeah I'm sorry I was late

Well I missed the train

And then the traffic was a state

And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate

That reoccurs oh when you say I don't care

Well of course I do yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah to get things off the ground

And it was up up and away

Oh but it's right hard to remember

That on a day like today

when you're all argumentative

And you've got the face on