Love On You

ooh look at all this company coming round tonight

even catherine o'hara's come by to say hello

you really wanna know?

well i'll tell you

i might have to pour myself another little moonshine

it was a sweet and frosty may

in the town of thunder bay

when dale and wendy day went out to sweetbrush lake

they found a weeping willow

sat down to do the thunder bay a go go

well the wind was real soft

poor little wendy just had to break

later on that month dale went for pepper lunch

at the "we're all in this together diner"

the pea soup was fine

the corncob on time

chili dogs even finer

but the real reason was that wendy was workin' counter

those two little kids just couldn't get enough of each other

dale broke out like a man and said

"wendy i think i want to take your hand!

and make little children

and live beyond the sand

and with respect to the clouds and the colony of your eyes"

that day we made love i'm gonna call our little child amber jones

hey supermodel set the rest of us free

there ain't no genie in the bottle

or in that magazine

hey supermodel

what's it like being pretty?

now everyone knows

that if you're going to run a successful cafe

you have to hire the prettiest waitress

amber turns out

had been working at the pepper lunch cafe

just like her mother did twenty years earlier

and it boils down to this very simple doctrine

given to her by ralph habbasham the owner

ralph says the customer's always right

and the customers here are mostly men

and though it don't seem from table two to sixteen

all men do is dream

of falling in love just like women

now watching from table twenty

was a man from new york city

who was most impressed with amber's poses

he said "come over here missy

i got's a kinda proposition that is

if you're willing to listen"

hey supermodel set the rest of us free

there ain't no genie in the bottle

or in that magazine

hey supermodel

now she was just everywhere

i mean little girls wanted to be like her

little boys wanted to be with her

even mothers somehow altered their physique

just to be a little closer

to what amber represented

one day amber who likes the sweetbrush diner

where she used to work at

really missed those coconut cake cucumbers

and made out with a giant flesh missile on the top of her forehead

poor little amber couldn't do a thing about it

and her poor career went

kinda downhill as the people outside her hotel room penthouse

cried out

well you know what they cried out

hey supermodel set the rest of us free

there ain't no genie in the bottle

or in that magazine

hey supermodel

what's it like being a teen dream?

shackles shackles shackles on my heart

i loved you from the very first day from the start

but you left call it theft of the heart

bring me back the spark pretty girl

pretty princess that is left

bright lights in the glitter

the shine of the night dreamed of the city

cuz you dreamed of flight

but it's timber

watch these trees that are falling

pretty little princess with no one to call

it's a small town now girl

that doesn't seem so small

first love fifth grade first kiss at the mall

with me y'all check it with degree

bring it back upon the mic

cuz the man's on his knees

small town ways and the g's from the grade

bring me back sunny days

we's that praise haze

y'all tripping through the maze

everyday in the mind want the grape from the vine that was mine

come back y'all to the very first day that we met

cuz i must call it theft

y'all protection and selection of my memory

poet on the mic with degrees saying please

princess y'all my supermodel girl

bring ya back pretty princess

cuz i like to rock your world one time

smooth sweet like wine