Like A Boss
The Lonely Island - 《Incredibad》
LRC by lzh from jiangxi pingxiang
Mr Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
So you're in charge around here is that fair to say?
Ok so take us through the day in the life of a boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh fuck me I can't fucking do it shit!
Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
Uh-huh so that's an average day for you then?
You chop your balls off and die?
And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
Ok well then this has been eye opening for me
Yeah no I got that you said it about 400 times
No I heard you see you later!