Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me
But asking for your telephone number
Seems highly inappropriate
And that time you shook my hand it felt so nice
I swear I never feel this way about any other guy
And I don't usually notice people's eyes but
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
But I was walking along and I bumped into you
Much more heavily than I'd originally planned
and I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat
I just think that we'd get on
Oh I wish I could tell you face to face
Instead of singing this stupid song
But yeah I just think that we might get on
So I went to that party and everyone
And I was wearing this dress
Because I wanted to impress
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
But I carried on regardless
Strutting through each room trying to find you
And when I saw you kissing that girl
And when I tried to speak I stuttered
And my friends were like whatever
You'll find someone better
His eyes were way too close together
And we never even liked him from the start
And now he's with that tart
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
Down in the park with Michael
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
Then he ain't worth your time
cause you deserve a real nice guy
So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
And lock myself in the toilets for the entire night
Saturday night I watched channel five
I don't ever dream about you and me
I don't ever make up stuff about us
that would be considered insanity
I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in
I don't even have an opinion on that tramp
I don't know your timetable
I don't know your face off by heart
But I must admit that there's a part of me
That thinks we might get on