If You Can Afford Me

If you want me

a cherry on top

the pick of the peck

The crème de la crop

If you want me

you better do better than that tonight

Oh Oh

If you want me

it takes more than a wink

And more than a twink

and more than you think

If you want me

you're gunna have to break the bank tonight

Cuz some don't have the patience

some call me high-maintenance

But you pay the bill

cuz that's the deal

If you wanna ride

just name your price don't play cheap

with your heart

Don't make a bet

if you can't write the check

for me for me

Cuz I can be bought

but you'll pay the cost

If you can afford me

If you want me

I'm not a piece of ass

a one night stand a storage ship

I think you better walk by tonight

Oh no

If you want me

then stop begging I don't put out for charity

If you want me

there's no discount price tonight

But I don't need your dollar bills

I just want something real

Cuz nothing's free

except a lovin' me

If you wanna ride

just name your price don't play cheap

with your heart

Don't make a bet

if you can't write the check

for me for me

Cuz I can be bought

but you'll pay the cost

If you can afford me

If you want me

a cherry on top

The pick of the peck

the crème de la crop

If you wanna ride

just name your price don't play cheap

with your heart

Don't make a bet

if you can't write the check

for me for me

Cuz I can be bought

but you'll pay the cost

If you can afford -

If you wanna ride

just name your price don't play cheap

with your heart

Don't make a bet

if you can't write the check

for me for me

Cuz I can be bought

but you'll pay the cost

If you can afford me