If Love Was a Plane

Shes 98 pounds working down at the Dairy Queen

With an oval-vee home perm and braces

and He's long haired no job and just 19

They got a baby on the way

They're off to the races in love

Look at em' go

Now what in the world can go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds It's best they don't know

If Love was a plane Nobody'd get on

At the Ivey at lunchtime in Beverly Hills

The paparazzis are gathered outside

'cause an actor and actress are havin' lunch

And the Chord ain;t extra and entertainment

Tonight they're in Love

Now look at em' go

Now what in the world can go wrong?

Don't tell them the odds It's best they don't know

If love was a plane Nobody'd get on

Imagine now the pilots voice

on the intercom right before we leave the ground

sayin folks thanks for flyin with us but theres a 6 in 10

chance we're goin' down

But that's the strangest thing about this emotion

even knowin' our chances are small

We line up at the gate with our tickets

Thinkin' somehow we're different

I mean after all

We're in Love

Look at us go

Now what in the world can go wrong?

To hell with the odds we'd rather not know

If love was a plane Nobody'd get on

Yeah

If love was a plane Nobody'd get on

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