my life

Performed by Mr MackeyChildren

By Cooldog

There are times when you get suckered in

By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay

But its when you do these things too much

That you've become an addict

and must get back in touch

You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay

With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day

You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack

Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack

Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy

its easy mmkay

like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo

as in "bull poo" "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the "t"

because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more

because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay

With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day

you can change it today

We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash

Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey

Its easy mmkay!

like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo

as in "bull poo" "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the "t"

because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more

because fuck is the worst word that you can say

We shouldn't say fuck

no we shouldn't say fuck fuck nooooo!!

Your cured you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives

shootin up in the trash

homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will say

Its easy mmmkay!