How I Met Your Mother

(How I met your mother… now…)

Heard you say

“You’re too good for me”

When you got *Dawn/Don* to call me over

It blew my head away

Never wanted me

Now you left the keys

Through the dark and up the stairs

I can hardly breathe

Waited all my life

For this kiss tonight

Sneakin’ out your window now

There is only one way out

The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin’ to the ground

Two’s company and three’s a crowd

Regret it forget it

How I met your mother now

*Sneakin’ out*

We’re naked now

In the dark our lips connect

Hush don’t make a sound

Then I knew too good to be true

Those green eyes had turned to blue

Realized it wasn’t you

Waited all my life

Then it crashed tonight

Sneakin’ out your window now

There is only one way out

The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin’ to the ground

Two’s company and three’s a crowd

Regret it forget it

How I met your mother

And when you ran into the room

You screamed it in now what to do

You can’t learn this at school

I never dreamed this how we’d be

One day I hope you’ll forgive me

So tell me

Now who’s laughing?

Heard you say

“You’re too good for me”

Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade

Sneakin’ out your window now

There is only one way out

The grass is so far down

My pants are fallin’ to the ground

Two’s company and three’s a crowd

Regret it forget it

How I met your mother

How I met your mother now