Hoochie Woman

I wasn't thinking

My head was in the book

His hands were on her everywhere

I saw his face I dropped my coffee

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep your Hoochie

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep the house

Ooo hoo hoo

And the bank accounts

'Cause boy I bring home the Bacon

I went to work and the office girls

Were all burning their poetry

It wasn't good

But in the neighborhood

Now they're all just a

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep your Hoochie

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep the house

Ooo hoo hoo

And the bank accounts

'Cause boy I bring home the Bacon

I said boys I bring home the Bacon now

He called me up

And said "she has needs"

I said "you'll find 'em

On Barney's fourth floor"

He said "I need a loan"

(I said) "that's not a problem

You better keep this from you

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep your Hoochie

Ooo hoo hoo you can

Keep the house

Ooo hoo hoo

And the bank accounts

'Cause boy I bring home the Bacon

I said boys I bring home the Bacon now