Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside round the outside
Guess whos back guess whos back
guess whos back guess whos back
guess whos back guess whos back
cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady Im chopped liver (huh?)
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka thatll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when Im not co-operating
while hes operatin (hey!!)
You waited this long now stop debating
Cause Im back Im on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms Cheney
but your husbands heart problems complicating
So the FCC wont let me be
or let me be me so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip rum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips
cause this shits about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
Little Hellions kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
til someone comes along on a mission
A visionary vision of scary
A rebel so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone
And its a disaster such a castastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass;
Well Im back na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt*} Fix your damn antenna tune it in
enter in in the front of your skin
The center of attention back for the winter
Im interesting the best thing since wrestling
Investing in your kids ears and nesting
{*bzzt*} Testing attention please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Heres my ten cents my two cents is free
A nuisance who sent? You sent for me?
A-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with
anybody whos talkin this shit that shit
you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizket bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag
You dont know me youre too old let go
Its over nobody listen to techno
Now lets go just gimme the signal
with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself
into a symbol {*knife slices*}
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean Im dis-gus-ting
But its just me Im just obscene
No Im not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) Theres a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
Itll be so empty without me
"Chem-hie-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la"*}