and sells a couple of million records
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I dont do black music I dont do white music
I make fight music for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this {*tires screech*}
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shit you probably think Im in your tape deck now
Im in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down waitin to straight jump out
put it over your mouth and grab you by the face what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn em around?
Look - Ill burn your fuckin house down circle around
and hit the hydrant so you cant put your burning furniture out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) Im sorry there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?
Make fun of gay clubs men who wear make-up
Get aware wake up get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music this is for your kids amusement
(The kids!) But dont blame me when lil Eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you aint parents
Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big
I never knew I knew Id effect this kid
I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I knew I would get this big
I never knew I knew Id effect this kid
I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
So whos bringin the guns in this country? (Hmm?)
I couldnt sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where hes shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
I sees three little kids up in the front row
screamin "Go" with their 17-year-old Uncle
Im like "Guidance - aint they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesnt know any cuss words
when his bus drivers screamin at him fuckin him up worse
("Go sit the fuck down you little fuckin prick!")
And fuck was the first word I ever learned
up in the third grade flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look!)
So read up about how I used to get beat up
peed on be on free lunch and change school every 3 months
My lifes like kinda what my wifes like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night Ike
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like me?
Cause I never knew I knew I would get this big
I never knew I knew Id effect this kid
I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I knew I would get this big
I never knew I knew Id effect this kid
I never knew Id get him to slit his wrist
I never knew Id get him to hit this bitch
have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I dont got that bad of a mouth do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
How many retardsll listen to me
and run up in the school shootin when theyre pissed at a
teach-er her him is it you is it them?
"Wasnt me Slim Shady said to do it again!"
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man Im just as fucked up as you woulda been
if you woulda been in my shoes who woulda thought
Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it - I aint know if youd do it or not
How the fuck was I supposed to know?