A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid Fuckin Questions
A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
Well Shit If You Believe That
My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
Thatll Stab You In The Head
Whether Youre A Fag Or Lez
Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answers Yes
Homophobic Nah Youre Just Heterophobic
Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
Thats My Motherfuckin Balls Youd Better Let Go Of Em
They Belong In My Scrotum Youll Never Get Hold Of Em
And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
Cmon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
And A Prostitute While My Wifes Sick In The Hospital
Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
You Cant Reach Me My Mom Cant Neither
You Cant Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
And You Aint Able To Stop These Thoughts
You Cant Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
And You Cant Stop Me From Droppin Each March
With A Brand New Cd For These Fuckin Retards
Duhhh And To Think Its Just Little Ol Me
Mr Dont Give A Fuck Still Wont Leave
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One
My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
Dont Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
But How The Fuck You Sposed To Grow Up When You Werent Raised
So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger
I Drink Malt Liquor To Fuck You Up Quicker
Than Youd Wanna Fuck Me Up For Sayin The Word
My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
Now Dont Ignore Me You Wont Avoid Me
You Cant Miss Me Im White Blonde Haired
Im The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
In Plane Crashes And Laughs
As Long As It Aint Happened To Him
Slim Shady Im As Crazy As Em
Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniacs In
Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldnt Make It Today
Hes A Little Under The Weather So Im Takin His Place
Mm Mm Mmm Oh Thats Dre With An Ak To His Face
Dont Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
I Told You Dre You Shouldve Kept That Thang Put Away
I Guess Thatll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Motherfucker
Get The Motherfuckin Money And Get The Fuck Up Outta There
/Em Aight /Ill Be Right Here Waitin On You
Dont Kill Nobody This Time
Em Awwright God Damn Fuck
Teller Hi How Can I Help You
Teller What Oh My God Dont Kill Me
Teller Dont Kill Me Please Dont Kill Me
Hurry The Fuck Up Boom Thank You
Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
So Ill Be Disguised In It
And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
Ill Hide For Five Minutes
Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
This Puppys Lucky I Didnt Blast His Ass Yet
If I Ever Gave A Fuck Id Shave My Nuts
Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
You Motherfuckin Chickens Aint Brave Enough
To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
And If Its Not A Rapper That I Make It As
Bima Be A Fuckin Rapist In A Jason Mask
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think Its A Crime
But I Dont Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Dont Take Shit From No One