Confessional Song

I'm gonna be hypnotized

To stop me from smoking

Everyone keeps telling me

It's bad for my voice

I'm gonna stay home tonight

So I don't get hungover

Get myself a takeaway

And watch MTV

This is not a confessional song

I'm just singing to myself

My situations didn't leave me strong

Everybody needs a little help

Got myself a little dog (Sasha)

She's eighteen weeks old now

Guess she's just a substitute

But I don't know what for

I was born a Catholic

(Poor old Father Delathey)

Now I'm on a guilt trip

That I try to suppress

This is not a confessional song

I'm just singing to myself

My situations didn't leave me strong

Everybody needs a little help