Come to Daddy

R. Kelly - 《Love Land (advanced)》

I think my dad gone crazy!

There's no mountain I can't climb

There's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you destroy you

There ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to

*Hailie Makes Chainsaw Sound*

Fuckin' brain's brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall with my framed autograph

Sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet I been lyin' my ass off

All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

Dr Dre:Suck it marshall!

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians and that's all

*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound*

Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop when will I knock the crap off

Hailie:My dad's lost it

Hailie tell 'em baby

Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha I can't explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

It's like my mother always told me

Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr n codeine n goddammit you little motherfucker

If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'

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Fuck that shit bitch eat a motherfuckin' dick

Chew on a prick and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin' my flos quit givin' me my ammo

Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M O

I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo

Catch a homo by his toe man I don't know no more

Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?

Hailie:Dad!

Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha I can't explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

My songs can make you cry take you by surprise

And at the same time make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what you're seein' is a genius at work

Which to me isn't work so it's easy to misinterpret it at first

'Cuz when I speak it's tongue in cheek

I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue

I'd slice my gums get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung

More pain inside o' my brain than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the World Trade standin' on Ronnie's grave

Screamin' at the sky the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And thats pretty much the Jist of it

Parents are pissed but the kids love it

Nine millimeter heater's stashed and two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

Eminem:There's really nothin' else to say ha I can't explain it

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell them baby

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's nothin' you could do or say could eva change me

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:There's no one on earth that can save me not even Hailie

Hailie:I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:Crazy

You're funny daddy!