Yeah I've made up my mind
I'll catch a plane fly away from this rain
I'm gonna meet Neil Young
I just know we'll get along
Convince him and his spouse
I'll pick up my guitar and play
That I'll sing at the top of my lungs
Yeah I've made up my mind
I'll catch a plane fly away from this rain
Mister Young will be impressed
And offer me a record deal
And tell me to call him Neil
Then I'll pack up my guitar and I
To be a sensational succes
Yeah I've made up my mind
I'll catch a plane fly away from this rain
All the sales records I'll break
"The Best Thing Since The Beatles"
Is what magazines will write
I will conquer every town
Me the singing rock'n roll clown
But for now I'll just stay here
I think it's best for my career
When I get home from the office
Where I've worked all my life
I pick up my guitar and play
"Neil Young would have loved these songs
He would have loved these songs"