Biz Markie

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin' to this girl from the us nation

The way that i met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin' pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd and gues who i met

I whispered in her ear "come to the picture booth

So i can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"

I asked her her name she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said "how do you like the show?"

She said "i was very amused"

I started throwin' bass she started throwin' back mid-range

But when i sprung the question she acted kind of strange

Then when i asked "do ya have a man" she tried to pretend

She said "no i don't i only have a friend"

Come on i'm not even goin' for it

This is what i'm goin' sing

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend oh baby

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend oh baby

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

So i took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

'cause i have friends and that's a fact

Like agnes agatha germaine and jacq

Forget about that let's go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin' getttin' familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up

A relationship or some undderstanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea i was in for a treat

After this was established everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Everytime that i ccalled her it seemed somethin' was brewin'

I called her on my dime picked up and then i called again

I said "yo who was that?" "oh he's just a friend"

Don't gimme that don't ever gimme that

Jus' bust this

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend oh baby

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend oh baby

You you got what i need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

So i came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day i knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form

He told me where it was and i as on my way

To see my baby doll i was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn't know i was in for such an event

So i came to her room and opened the door

Oh snap! guess what i saw?

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that i say

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a ffffriend