Big J

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice

But who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

Cool calm just like my mom

With a couple of valium

Inside her palm

It's Mr Mischief with

A trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you

Like Christopher Reeves

I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by 6 people

And 5 I hit

Ah sh*t

I started a mosh pit

Squashed a b****

And stomped the foster kids

These shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losing weight

Till I see dumb sh*t start happenin'

Dumber than Vanilla Ice

Tryin to rap again

So bounce bounce c'mon bounce

I said c'mon bounce

Everybody in the house

With a half an ounce

Not weed I meant coke

Dumb as* sit down

We don't bullsh*t

Better ask around

D-12 throws the bomb

And's dashing town

Bizarre your mom is passing out

Get her as* on the couch

'Fore she crashes out

F*** that someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked

With a weapon drawn

Hey Von

You see me stepping

On these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid

'Cause the X is gone

Ya I took them all dog

With some parmesian

And I think my arm is gone

It's probably numb

Dumb dumb and full of cumm

And I think he 'bout

To swallow his tongue

Scary as* it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die

When I just got on

So stop acting stupid

You so high

That you might wake up with a guy

On some new sh*t

I think I did too much

This substance equals cuffs

Red pills blue pills and green

Big pills (That's ill)

Mescaline

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice

But who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they

Hate each other

They probably wanna

Take each other out

And date each other

Some something

Something something

Something something

Pop pills

Pills I pop

Pop two pills

On stilts I walk

Snort two lines that

Were filled with chalk

Thought it was Incredible

I killed the Hulk

I wanna roll away

Like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back

In my skull for days

And when I'm old and gray

Look for coke to smoke

I overdose

When I pack up my nose with coke

I must have broke the choke

Had an accident when

The Trojan broke

Ahh poor baby

Born by whore lady

Now I gotta straight born infant

(You're crazy)

I pop four E's at one time

And I don't need water

When I'm swallowing mine

(You got any shroom?)

Does Bizarre smoke crack?

I can't get job

'Cause her mom's so trashed

Why the hell you

Niggas think I rap?

I do it just to get your

Company hijacked

If you like smack

Then I might too

(Swift chill)

I just wanna get high like you

And I don't give a damn

If they white or blue

Speed shrooms

Down the valiums

Even smoke weed outta vacuums

I just got some and

I'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice

But who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

I'm at rave

Looking like a slave

High off chronic

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smelt like vomit

Pussy poppin' acid choppin'

Dope heavy guy

Heroine mescaline pimp

So ladies wanna try

Blue pills golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill (Yeah right)

B**** I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty sl*t

You know you want it in your butt

I'll put it in your c*nt

Let Bizarre nutt

I take a couple uppers

I down a couple downers

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice

But who's countin'

But nothing compares

To these blue and

Yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen

80 of us

Shady brothers

Ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers

Love us but they

Hate each other

They probably wanna

Take each other out

And date each other

Some something

Something something

Something something