Better Than This

That sleepy little campfire

Popped and kinda crackled

We were heating up the pork and beans

And Bubba said man it don't

get any better than this

If you know what I mean We sat there for a minute

Listening to the crickets Thinking this was

pretty hard to beat 'Til Junior stood up

Spit in the fire and said Boy's I hate to disagree

(Chorus 1)

But if a busload of women

really good-looking women just suddenly pulled in here

And ol' Joe T Garcia showed up with

fajitas And a hundred gallon keg of beer

And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him

And they started taking

requests Now don't get me wrong boy's

This is pretty good But it could get better than this

If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat

And volunteered to be our fishing guides

And Richard Petty pulled up in

the old 43 car And asked us if we wanted a ride

We'd all sit around

Singing "Poncho and Lefty"

Playing poker smokingbig cigars

Now don't take offense ya'll

I'm perfectly content Just sitting here under the stars

(Chorus 2)

But if a busload of women

really good-looking women just suddenly pulled in here

And ol' Emeril Lagasse showed up with

kielbasa And a hundred gallon keg of beer

And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him

And they started taking

requests Now don't get me wrong boy's

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this

(Chorus 3)

But if a busload of women

really good-looking women just suddenly pulled in here

And Little Jimmy Dickens showed up with

fried chicken And a hundred gallon keg of beer

Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him

And they started

taking requests Now don't get me wrong boy's

This is pretty good

But it could get better than this

Yeah don't get me

wrong boys

This is pretty good But it could get better than this

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