Alfie

Ooooo deary me

My little brother's

in his bedroom smoking weed

I tell him he should get up

cos it's nearly quarter past three

He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC

I ask him very nicely

if he'd like a cup of tea

I can't even see you

cos the room is so smokey

Don't understand

how one can watch so much TV

how I wish that you could see

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

I just can sit back

and watch your life waste away

You need to get a job

because the bills need to get paid

Get off your lazy arse

Surely there's some walls out there

that you can go spray

I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray

Now how the hell do you ever expect

that you'll get laid

When all you do is stay and play

on your computer games?

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair my dear Mon frere

Oh little brother

please refrain from doing that

I'm trying to help you out

so can you stop being a twat

It's time that you and I

sat down and had a little chat

Just look me in the eyes

take off that stupid thick hat

Oooooo I only say it cos I care

So please can you stop pulling my hair

Now now there's no need to swear

Please don't despair

Please don't despair

Mon frere

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