anything goes

许慧欣 - Anything Goes

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today

Any snock they should try to stem

Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now God knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four letter words

Writing prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though l'm not a great romancer

I know that l'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

When grandmamas whose age is eighty

In night clubs are getting matey with gigolos

Anything goes

When mothers pack and leave poor father

Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros

Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like

If low bars you like

If ole hymns you like

If bare limbs you like

Id Mae west you like

Or me undressed you like

Why nobody will oppose

When every night the set that's smart is

Intruding in nudist parties in studios

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though l'm not a great romancer

I know that l'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

If saying your prayers you like

If green pears you like

If old chairs you like

If back stairs you like

If love affairs you like

With young bears you like

Why nobody will oppose

So though l'm not a great romancer

I know that l'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

Anything goes