And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock
Any shock they should try to stem
Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Good authors too who once knew betterwords
Now only use four letter words Writing prose
The world has gone mad today
When most guys today That women prize today
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When grandmama whose age is eighty
In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's
When mothers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros
If driving fast cars you like
When every night The set that's smart is
Intruding in nudist parties in studios
The world has gone mad today
When most guys today That women prize today
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
If saying your prayer you like
With young bears you like
And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer