this is what you give me to work with?
well honey i've seen worse
we're going to turn this sow's ear
we'll have you washed and dried
trust me recipe for instant bride
you'll bring honor to us all
boys will gladly go to war for you
you'll bring honor to us all
a girl can bring her family
and this could be the day
men want girls with good taste
you'll bring honor to us all
we all must serve our emperor
who guards us from the huns
you'll bring honor to us all
now add a cricket just for luck
and even you can't blow it
keep my father standing tall
scarier than the undertaker
we are meeting our matchmaker
each a perfect porcelain doll
please bring honor to us all