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(Talking) May I have your attention please may I have your attention please

will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up

we’re gonna have a problem here

(Verse 1) Ya’ll act like you never seen a white person before

jaws all on the floor like pam and tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced

throwing her over furniture (aaaaaah) It’s the return of the

did he?" and Dr Dre said

nothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my bassment

feminist women love eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady

"I’m sick of him lookit him walkin around grabbin his you know what

flippin’ to you know who" "yeah but he’s so cute though"

yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what’s goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)

sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but cant but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips My bum is on your lips and if I’m lucky you might just give it a little kiss

and that’s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is

of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade

they got the discovery channel dont they? we ain’t nothing but mammals

well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantelopes

but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope

but if you feel like I feel I got the antedote women wave your pantehose sing the chorus and it goes

(Chorus)

I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up

cause I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up please stand up

(Verse 2)

Will Smith don’t got to cuss in his raps to sell records well I do so fuck him and fuck you too

you think I give a damn about a grammy half of you critics can’t even stomach me let alone stand me

"but slim what if you win wouldn’t it be weird" why? so you guys can just lie to get me here

so you can sit me here next to britney spears shitChristina Aguilera better switch me chairs

so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear em argue over who she gave head to first

little bitch put me on blast on MTV "yeah he’s cute but I think he’s married to Kim hee hee"

I should download her audio on MP3 and show the world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah)

I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

so I have been sent here to destroy you and there’s a million of us just like me

who cuss like me who just don’t give a fuck like me who dress like me walk talk and act like me

and just might be the next best thing but not quite me

(Chorus) I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up

please stand up please stand up cause I’m Slim Shady yes I’m the real Shady

all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up

please stand up please stand up

(Verse 3) I’m like a head trip to listen to

cause I’m only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside you livin’ room

the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya’ll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it (riiip)

I just shit it better than 90% you rappers out can then you wonder how can

kids eat up these albums like valiums it’s funnycause at t